Now what?

The Deal for Evil Alien Chicks is all signed.
I'm sore as hell from working out.
I'm getting misty-eyed for my days as a vice cop in Miami (see below). I don't talk to Rico as much as I'd like to. It's tough because he moved back to New York and I moved out here. It's also tough because one of us is fictional. He emailed me a few weeks ago, so that was nice. He and Valeria had a baby. That's nice too.
I'm sweating like R. Kelly in a girlscout meeting.
I need to get lunch now.
This blog sucks.
I can do much better than this.

PS
And now I have a cold of some sort. Sure As, Righteously So, I don't wanna die.
AWAITING CERTAIN FEMALES WITH SOUP AND OJ.........

PPS
"A US Islamic group on Wednesday demanded an apology from the director of new comicbook movie “X2: X-Men United” for portraying the bad guy in the blockbuster as a Muslim."

Because there are NO bad guys in the world who are Muslim, right?

News of the Weird

Nonlethal war tactics suggested by an Air Force research team in the 1990s were made public in December by the military watchdog organization Sunshine Project and included a recommendation to expose enemy troops to powerful aphrodisiacs in order to distract them into lustful hookups with each other (irrespective of gender). (The Pentagon said the idea was dropped almost immediately, but the Sunshine Project said it was discussed as recently as 2001.) Other ideas: giving the enemy severe halitosis (so they could be detected positions with rats or wasps, and creating waves of fecal gas.

you'll never realize how weak you are and how strong i've been...
hullo. i'll be having ipk later. so boring!! plus, my nephews will be leaving for sarawak later and i can't send them. bloody hell. i wanna send them but i hafta attend class. menyampah!

can't wait for october. october will be a very very interesting month. heh!

family problems?

Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.

After a while one of them said, "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation: A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Lately, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.

Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grandson. That made me grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.

Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife. I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my own grandfather...

...and you think you have family problems?!"

Murphy to stay for rest of season...nice one!!!
Barnsley Today

Finally! completed Lord of the Rings!

I finished reading "The return of the king - The lord of the Rings". It was a nice reading. The Battle of pellenor,fields of cormallen were great. I am happy that it is over!. It took a lot of my time. It has been 1 month 11 days since i started reading it.
I wanted to read a good book which is also made into a movie so that i can appreciate how difficult it is a task for the director to recreate the described situation and set. I did pick one of the best stories of all times!.

the trip was fun. got to meet my home boyz and girlz. was worth the effort forcing myself waking up that morning. but i did miss the person i left back in golden.

changes sometimes is good but not all. I miss all the times we used to hang out. the five of us. but thats allrite. maybe she's too good to hang with all of us anymore.

just get done potong ude's toe and finger nails. very mengade. but thats allrite.