Up yours Wenger and the Russian Revolution

Claudios face last night was a picture. What a guy. What a game. What a performance. Arsenal must be crapping themselves now. I say Chelsea will win the Champions League and the Premiership! Not too far fetched at all now!! He was mad with Joy!!! Nice one!!!

You Blues!!!

Now what?

The Deal for Evil Alien Chicks is all signed.
I'm sore as hell from working out.
I'm getting misty-eyed for my days as a vice cop in Miami (see below). I don't talk to Rico as much as I'd like to. It's tough because he moved back to New York and I moved out here. It's also tough because one of us is fictional. He emailed me a few weeks ago, so that was nice. He and Valeria had a baby. That's nice too.
I'm sweating like R. Kelly in a girlscout meeting.
I need to get lunch now.
This blog sucks.
I can do much better than this.

PS
And now I have a cold of some sort. Sure As, Righteously So, I don't wanna die.
AWAITING CERTAIN FEMALES WITH SOUP AND OJ.........

PPS
"A US Islamic group on Wednesday demanded an apology from the director of new comicbook movie “X2: X-Men United” for portraying the bad guy in the blockbuster as a Muslim."

Because there are NO bad guys in the world who are Muslim, right?

News of the Weird

Nonlethal war tactics suggested by an Air Force research team in the 1990s were made public in December by the military watchdog organization Sunshine Project and included a recommendation to expose enemy troops to powerful aphrodisiacs in order to distract them into lustful hookups with each other (irrespective of gender). (The Pentagon said the idea was dropped almost immediately, but the Sunshine Project said it was discussed as recently as 2001.) Other ideas: giving the enemy severe halitosis (so they could be detected positions with rats or wasps, and creating waves of fecal gas.